{"id":495,"date":"2007-06-19T22:46:35","date_gmt":"2007-06-20T03:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.pinkhairedgirl.net\/?p=495"},"modified":"2007-06-19T22:46:35","modified_gmt":"2007-06-20T03:46:35","slug":"public-restroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sherecovery.com\/blog\/?p=495","title":{"rendered":"killer balloon lady"},"content":{"rendered":"

it has been brought to my attention that i need to update. little did she know though that i was doing so already. someone needs to work on her patience. oops, i hope i don’t lose my spot in her <\/em>google reader<\/em><\/a>. love you anne. here’s your post. but you are all welcome to read it.<\/em> :)<\/p>\n

i went to the movies tonight. the 2nd movie in 4 days. it was called mr. books and i don’t recommend it. basically it is a movie in the suspense genre about how a serial killer thinks. usually i like movies that are full of suspense and have a point… and makes me think. however, this one just taught me how to kill someone and not get caught. which is not a skill i care to acquire.<\/p>\n

anyways, about mid-through the movie my vente iced tea lemonade from Starbucks kicked in and i had to go to the restroom. yes, i brought in an outside beverage, but it was in plain sight and no one told me to the throw it away.<\/em> now that i’ve confessed that, let me continue with my story. let me begin by saying the theatre was dead. like maybe 6 other people in the theatre i was in and maybe 12 other people throughout the other 18 theatres and some of those were staff. so dead.<\/p>\n

when i finally get to the restroom that is on the very end of the hallway, in the darkest, most remote part of the theatre, might i add, i enter the door and see nothing but a yellow ballroon sticking out from under one of the stalls and the trash can was pushed up maybe 3 inches from the door.<\/p>\n

did i mention i was seeing a scary movie about serial killers? anyway, it was just a very ominous sight. so what did i do? i snapped a picture on my phone and got the heck out of there.<\/p>\n

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creepy, huh?<\/p>\n

needless to say, i didn’t go to the restroom. i turned swiftly around and went back into the awful movie. when the the movie was over i said to my friend, “wow, that was awful”. one of the 6 other people in the theatre looked over at me and gave me the most disgusted look i’ve ever been given. and she walked out with her boyfriend.<\/p>\n

as i walked outside to the car, she squeals by, leaning outside of the passenger side and yells, “f-ing b—-” and drives away.<\/p>\n

all i can figure is that she must have wrote the movie.<\/a> <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

it has been brought to my attention that i need to update. little did she know though that i was doing so already. someone needs to work on her patience. oops, i hope i don’t lose my spot in her google reader. love you anne. here’s your post. but you are all welcome to read… Continue reading killer balloon lady<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[165],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-box-of-chocolates","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherecovery.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherecovery.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherecovery.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherecovery.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherecovery.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sherecovery.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sherecovery.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherecovery.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sherecovery.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}